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Joke of the Day
"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"
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"What kind of moron invented the fire blanket Surely fire is warm enough already?"
"People who complain that my Christmas gifts are ""stupid"" and ""thoughtless"" clearly have no idea how hard it is to wrap a pineapple."
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"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"
"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."
"Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys."
"Hear about the guy who had a fetish for Christmas? He was fucking crackers."
"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"
"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer from her jacket pocket ""Great. Some arsehole's got my pen"""