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Joke of the Day
"What kind of moron invented the fire blanket Surely fire is warm enough already?"
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"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"
"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."
"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."
"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."
"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"
"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."
"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."
"Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children."
"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."