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Joke of the Day
"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"
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"How do you tell... How do you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes!"
"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."
"They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus"
"If Trump was in any political party... He'd be in the Whig party"
"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"
"Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?"
"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."
"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"