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Joke of the Day
"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"
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"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"
"Our carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping and waking me up from my nap."
"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"
"""When fat people finish eating their Popsicles, let's punish them with the taste of death."" --the creator of the wooden Popsicle stick"
"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."
"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."
"I made a song... in the tuna fish"
"I like to stay at the nude beach all day, or at least until clothing time."
"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."