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Joke of the Day
"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"
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"I put out a Want ad for a psychic... It said, ""You know when and where to show up. Don't be late."""
"Why a pirate could not spell iris? He had only one 'i'"
"Reports are now emerging from Russia that Putin rode the meteorite while shirtless, steering it away from a box of kittens."
"How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!"
"Never lie! Said Mommy to little Timmy and handed him over to Santa."
"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."
"how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay."
"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"
"My cat told me he's old enough to move out on his own now but then he said nah I'm just kitten"