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Joke of the Day
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
Next Joke
"Why do virgins never stand still? They are used to being chaste."
"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"
"There's currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. ""Japan"""
"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."
"Today I learned that pouring water on someone who is sleeping under an electric blanket won't electrocute them. It will only make them angry"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."
"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."
"Do you know why you should never program a women class? Because women aren't objects."
"Isn't there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill"