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Joke of the Day
"What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill."
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"SOUND GUY: [taps microphone] this is a test, testing, testing...1, 2, 3.. MICROPHONE: [sweatig profusley] OH GOD, UH. FOUR?!! FOUR, IS IT FOUR"
"What does ISIS call wine snobs? Zinfandels!!!!!!"
"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."
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"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"