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Joke of the Day

"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."

"Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works."

"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"

"I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate."

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"Why don't Jewish guys give oral sex? It's too close to the gas chamber."

"I'm a bisexual who just broke up and is now single. I guess you could say I'm on standbi."

"Me: ""Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"" Nurse: ""Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."" *pulls pants back up*"

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."

"I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday! It was about an anti-climax."