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Joke of the Day

"Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.! If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??"

"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."

"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"

"The best thing to do with Christmas lights that don't work is put them back in the attic so they can frustrate you again next year."

"My wife's online shopping downstairs so I'm upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart."

"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why'd Sally fall off the swings? Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him/her to pronounce unionized Edit: Gets 3000+ upvotes, Karma remains at 20..."

"Outkast: Ok now ladies! Me: Yeah??! OK: I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior! Me: *slowly incurs $18.37 in overdue library fees*"

"My sense of humor is so dark... ... one of these days it's going to get shot by the police."