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Joke of the Day

"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""

"The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. "

"I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter..."

"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"

"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."

"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""