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Joke of the Day

"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""

"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."

"I got a girl's number today! All I had to do was hit her car."

"No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything."

"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"

"I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D. I call it ""Concentration Camp"""

"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."

"How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb? Two at most."

"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."

"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"