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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"
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"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""
"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."
"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is."
"Stressed Out A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!"
"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."
"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."
"hey look at me nonchalantly tweeting in lowercase am i cool now guys please know that it took me 13 tries to get that lowercase ""i"" to stick"
"Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for weeks!"