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Joke of the Day

"I named my dick money... 'Cause women love to blow it"

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."

"If i don't get a B+ or better on the Emergency Broadcast System Test this Saturday. My mom said she's taking my iPhone away for a month."

"What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant? Jason's Dale!"

"I think someone may be sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a [Tesco burger](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21038521) on my pillow!"

"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"

"I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash."

"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because youre a joke"

"Why do groups of birds always seem so shady? cuz they're always flockin' around"

"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."