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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"

"Why didn't the cashier get the punchline? It didn't register."

"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."

"I'm so confused when the TV voice before a show I'm about to watch says, ""For mature audiences only."" Can I watch or not?"

"Apparently Bill Clinton is so sure that Hillary is going to win that he stopped at the tobacco store and bought a box of cigars. He has interviews scheduled for his new interns all day."

"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"

"I'm starting a plumbing supplies/computer software store. It will be called ""Shits & Gigs."""

"I want to apologize for the awful true things I said when I was angry."

"How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed? Bob"

"A better world I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."