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Joke of the Day
"Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her."
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"The wife of a programmer tells him.. ""Honey, would you please go to the store and get us a watermelon for the barbeceu. If they have eggs get a dozen."" He came back with twelve watermelons."
"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."
"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"
"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?"
"When two vegetarians are arguing Is it still considered beef?"
"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."
"If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater"
"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"
"Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get ate twice."