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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on."
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"If ignorance is bliss there should be a lot more people with smiles on their faces."
"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."
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"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."