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Joke of the Day

"What food is given to ebola patients? Pizza because it can be slipped under the door."

"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"

"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."

"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"

"I can turn anything into a boomerang just by throwing it straight up"

"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes"

"What's that diving? Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound..."

"I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them. You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway."