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Joke of the Day

"If ignorance is bliss there should be a lot more people with smiles on their faces."

"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."

"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."

"Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch? Because he had Somalia."

"I've been having constant sleep paralysis In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair"

"What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters. Two chaise... - that's Sofa King Funny!!"

"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."

"Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover. Somebody tell her, I can't."

"What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche? Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche."