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Joke of the Day
"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
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"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."
"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""
"they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had"
"What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine? Le Tour de Franzia"
"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."
"What do you call a rapsit that gets raped? JUSTICE"
"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."
"Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."
"Michael died while working at the clock factory. None of his friends were sad about it, they all said his time had come."