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Joke of the Day

"I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night. Nobody came."

"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."

"Q: Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark? A: Their match wouldn't light."

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Jehovah's witnesses are at my door. *Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, ""Are you the keymaster?""*"

"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."

"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"

"Nothing beats a good math joke My penis is like an asymptote. It goes on forever but nothing ever touches it."

"It's amazing how much us guys complain about women and then we fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth."

"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"