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Joke of the Day

"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"

"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."

"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"

"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."

"I just put a client on hold for five minutes while I went to the break room to heat up a burrito in case you wondered about my work ethic."

"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"

"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"

"A hoes favorite line is, Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of d*ck."

"Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost? He was scared sheetless."

"How does a West Virginia mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny"