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Joke of the Day

"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."

"I'd be more inclined to get in a stranger's van if he was offering free wifi instead of candy."

"100m Dash A girl says to her friend ""The last time I had sex was like the 100 meter dash"" Her friend says ""What, over in 6 seconds?"" ""No, with 8 black men and a gun."""

"So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood."

"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."

"Even if women came with a set of instructions, men would toss them aside without reading them."

"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."

"Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective..."

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Samdwiches for the Kids' Lumches is There Anythimg Else You Want Me to Do You Kno Theres a Big Game Tonigt Right"