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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Sex is like maths.. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply"

"I'm not desperate because i'm single, i'm single because i'm not desperate."

"K Wow! Congratulations! With that 0.1 seconds of your life you saved are you gonna go to Mauritius or Hawaii?"

"Saw an accident on the highway today that made me feel like a short-sighted man in a strip club... I couldn't see much but there was definitely a semi involved."

"Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair."

"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"

"Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity"

"People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work."

"I think my ex girlfriend is obsessed with me... I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!"