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Joke of the Day

"Saw a Ringneck Dove in our garden... ... so I wrung its neck."

"Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white? Alive"

"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta"

"A Doe walks into a bar and keeps falling over because does can't walk for shit."

"My friend said I didn't understand irony... Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time."

"I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ..."

"I'm a fighter not a lover I'd rather beat guys off than love them"

"You're only as good as your internet connection."