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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? You have to cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone!"

"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."

"How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb? No more than 12."

"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""

"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."

"Never trust stairs, They're always up to something."

"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"

"How do gold diggers get you to be with them? They use their booby traps"

"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"