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Joke of the Day
"The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it."
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"[phone rings] ""We've removed your son's missing picture from our milk cartons."" ""You found him?"" ""No, people stopped buying milk."""
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 4 year old."
"My aunt passed away recently... She died of adult onset sudden infant death syndrome."
"Did you hear Charlie Sheen has HIV? He thinks he got it after sleeping with two and a half men."
"Uhhh, sorry Mozart, but a Wolf gang is called a pack. Smh"
"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"