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Joke of the Day

"If I were a homeless guy, I'd walk up behind young women, put my arm around them & cop a feel on a boob because I have nothing to lose."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long"

"Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn't chip in!"

"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."

"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."

"I asked my mum what she had bought me for my birthday? She said, ""I've bought you an Apple Mac."" Most people would be over the moon with hearing this, I'm not 'cause... My name is Mac."

"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""

"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."

"January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber..."

"Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly.... Guys, we really Apollo-gize"