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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl whats your sine? It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1."

"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."

"Did you know Wiener dogs are the the breed that bites the most people? Well, you would be pissed off too if your arms and legs were a foot long!"

"My alarm clock isn't in a good mood... It just went off on me"

"What's the resemblence between politics and sex? It can be in whatever position they choose, but regardless there's still just gonna be a dick going in there, and you're still getting fucked."

"Like most people my age, I'm 23. ."

"I feel like something is missing from my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito."

"I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog... It was a shit zoo"

"Still can't find my keys. I should probably check the everything bagel."

"Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side."