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Joke of the Day

"I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows."

"Hey reddit, check out my corny math joke! Q: What is a math student's least favorite movie?? A: ""Signs"" Bahaha, right?? Am I right??"

"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."

"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"

"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."

"I realized today that my bed sheets are covered in layers of dead skin cells. It's okay though, I'm comfortable in my own skin."

"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."

"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."

"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."