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Joke of the Day
"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."
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"A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did."
"We saw, we came... ...and we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."
"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."
"Saw a man at the beach yelling ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!!!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"Social Security. Get it? You will when you're 65."
"My mate is setting up a helpline for men who are addicted to masturbating..... I hope he pulls it off....."
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."