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Joke of the Day
"Social Security. Get it? You will when you're 65."
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"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"English Speakers There are more English speakers in China than in the United States."
"A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery."
"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."
"One time I described myself as ""laid back"" and a dictionary became sentient and told me to learn what words mean"
"What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? ""We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners."" This is a joke take it that way"
"If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly."
"Did you know someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds? I feel bad for the poor fella."