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Joke of the Day

"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."

"What do you call a hooker laying down? Whorizontal. Thanks, I'll show myself out."

"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."

"Appalachian Dictionary Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother."

"Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? Nevermind, there's no point"

"My sex life is like the punch line of this joke"

"I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures."

"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you!"

"If you wear a cape to a meal, you can spin it around to the front and have a full sized bib for eating"

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"