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Joke of the Day

"Worst Joke Ever Two whales are sitting in a bar and one whale says ""eeeyyoooo eeeeyyy yyeeooo oooyyy ooeeeee"" and the other whale says ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk."""

"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"

"What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery."

"What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? He enters Nerdvana."

"Why dont blind people skydive? because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job."

"What do you call a prostitute giving a blowjob under a bridge? Nothing. That's a low blow."

"I don't think anyone here is a serial killer because you have to be really self motivated and it's like we all just eat snacks and take naps"

"What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time? Getting all high and mighty"

"""Just Be yourself"" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well."