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Joke of the Day
"A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did."
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"What does a mexican Highlander say? ""THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"""
"[sinking ship] CAPTAIN: dammit RAT: i'm leaving CAPTAIN: i'm staying CAPTAIN'S GOLDFISH: [in fishbowl] i'm excited to see how this plays out"
"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting Hearing AIDS?"
"I'am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone"
"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."
"Why is 7 in front of 9 Q: why is 7 in front of 9 A: Because 7 8 9"
"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board..."