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Joke of the Day
"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."
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"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."
"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"
"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"
"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"
"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."
"What does a hungry clock do? He goes back four seconds."
"I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving"
"Want to hear an awesome lyrebird impression? You just did."