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Joke of the Day
"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."
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"STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward."
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"Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I'm still glad to see you though."
"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."
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"What do you call a vagina that talks back to you? An answering cervix"