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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"
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"What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was? George Lucas."
"Instructions for having an adventure: 1. Stand outside restaurant. 2. Wait for someone to ask if you're the valet. 3. Say yes."
"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."
"Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed"
"[end of interview] Any questions for me? Yes. Why didn't the glass slipper also disappear at midnight? YOU ARE SO HIRED."
"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"
"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"
"George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice."
"What's worst than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust."