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Joke of the Day

"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."

"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"

"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."

"Life is a lot line piano lessons. Because my mom forced me into it and expects me to try my best even though she knows I fucking hate the piano."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and one's a busty crustacean."

"On a scale of 1 to 'Maxi pad with wings' How self-absorbed are you?"

"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."

"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"

"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"

"Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees."