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Joke of the Day

"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"

"Boss: Where were you born? Santa : India. Boss: which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India."

"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."

"I met a guy who cross-bred insects... ...he was alright at first, but I soon tired of his ant-ticks."

"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"

"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."

"one time I saw a guy playing with a yoyo walk into a street sign. I laughed so hard that it changed me. It changed everything."

"Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem."

"What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous"

"Ever wonder why tiny little paper cuts hurt so bad? Cause you're a pussy"