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Joke of the Day
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"
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"My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell."
"Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts ""I AM THOR! I AM THOR!"" His horse replies: ""That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"""
"[Lab] Co-worker: ""Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?"" Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno."
"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."
"Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly..."
"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"
"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"
"3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3."