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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."

"Old man ear hair is an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching"

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."

"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."

"1. You're confined to a hospital bed. 2. You're 11. 3. You sustained brain damage in a car accident. - Reasons to watch shows on ""The CW"""

"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav"" ""Dejav who?"" Knock knock"

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"The only time I want the carpet to match the drapes is when I'm dating a bald headed girl."

"what is the SEXIEST kind of tree??????? A COUNTRY!!!!"

"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"