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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav"" ""Dejav who?"" Knock knock"
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"I love pressing F5 It's so refreshing."
"The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible Each actor just says four lines and then disappears."
"ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, ""What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"" The politician replied, ""Shhhhh -- just pay it."""
"People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups."
"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair in the pot."
"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."
"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."
"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"