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Joke of the Day

"1. You're confined to a hospital bed. 2. You're 11. 3. You sustained brain damage in a car accident. - Reasons to watch shows on ""The CW"""

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."

"Witch: Doctor doctor I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry you'll just have to go to bed for a spell."

"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer, it's called ""art"" and ""music. When I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave Home Depot""."

"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"

"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"