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Joke of the Day

"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"

"Prostitute Pony What did the prostitue pony where on its hooves? Whore shoes. Ok, I'll stop:("

"What is one thing... That Bill Clinton failed at? *Domestic affairs*"

"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"

"Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus? You only need one nail for the frame"

"Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time."

"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture."

"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"one small step for man one giant step for a really small man"