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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."

"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"

"Why are most demolitions experts happy? They get the best blow jobs in town."

"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."

"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!"

"Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?"

"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"

"My grandfather always said: ""Don't look after your money, look after your health"" Once I was looking after my health and someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."

"My favorite mythical creature is the Honest Politician"