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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot an engineer at a party? He'll come up to you and tell you himself."

"Let's get this out of the way now. Next Wednesday, the date will be 12-12-12. Happy?"

"How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to ***find*** it!"

"My grandfather died in Auschwitz... He died after falling from the guard tower"

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"My sister said she thought it would be cool to be a meme. I told her to run for president."

"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."

"What does a woman and KFC have in common? Well, you start with the breasts and the thighs, and you end up with a greasy box to put your bone in."

"There's a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You'd better f*cking be there."

"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"