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Joke of the Day
"I tried writing some jokes on Weed But I was too high to remember to write them down"
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"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"
"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""
"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""
"This is funny So is this"
"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
"Mega thread for Pen Pineapple Apple Pen Jokes. I have a Plane, I have Twin Towers UGH.... Nine Eleven. I think Reddit can come up with better ones!"
"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"
"Mosquito's are like dirty used needles, that can fly."