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Joke of the Day
"I tried writing some jokes on Weed But I was too high to remember to write them down"
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"I wish my lawn were a depressed emo so it would just cut itself."
"What's enormous, gray, and unimportant? Irrelephant."
"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."
"What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"
"The presidential race between Hillary and Trump reminds me of the first AVP movie. Whoever wins, we lose."
"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."
"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."
"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"