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Joke of the Day

"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."

"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."

"""Java is to Javascript as ham is to hamster."""

"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""

"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."

"A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said ""If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag... I'll give you both of them."""

"A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining And says ""ladies, is anything ok?"""

"What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers? Yahweh or the highway."

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."

"What's a pedophile's favourite chord? A minor."