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"Guido Mastrobatatti died when he hurt his arm? How? He had elbow-a"
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"If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!"
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""
"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."
"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"
"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."
"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest. .. It's hard to get up."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?' Ba da ba, tshhhh."
"ME: Would you ever get a tattoo? DAD: I don't even highlight in books"
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""