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Joke of the Day

"It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either."

"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."

"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"

"Don't kid yourself vegans. If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know"

"I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit."

"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"

"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"

"Where does Russia get its water from? De-stalinization plants"