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Joke of the Day
"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"
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"Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass."
"I never knew much about people Until I took one apart, just to see how it works."
"Wife just instructed me on the best way to trim my beard. So now I'm explaining to her the proper way to change a tampon."
"A Russian walks into an Ukrainian bar... And farts. The Russian says, ""I'm sorry for Putin."""
"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."
"How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!"
"[flying remote control helicopter near my wife] GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY- [helicopter gets tangled in her hair & now I'm a dead person]"
"What's the difference between ""ooo"" and ""ahhhh""? About 3 inches."
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"