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Joke of the Day
"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"
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"It says right on the redbull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last."
"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"its funny when people are like ""whos to say whats truly 'cool'... who gets to define cool"". its like, come on dude. hot babes decide it. duh"
"What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb? Made in Va-China."
"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"
"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."
"Addiction therapist: You've tweeted 36k tweets in a year. Me: Yeah, so? Therapist: What are you paying me for? Me: Material. Therapist: ..."
"What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen? I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired."
"I want to die like my grandfather, softly in my sleep... ...not screaming in terror like his passengers."