22913

Joke of the Day

"Don't kid yourself vegans. If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know"

"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."

"For Halloween I'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet."

"Why should you always invite Amish people to a party? They know how to raise the roof."

"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"

"Have you heard about the South Korean subreddit? Apparently it's the /r/seoul of reddit."

"December 1 is the biggest day in the plumbing business as millions of ill-prepared men shave their mustaches over a sink"

"Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one with the sticker that says, ""Idaho""."

"This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!"

"Getting to the point now where we should just try to get the water out of the oil."